Viva España – The Road Back from Cazorla (Southern Spain) (7)
18th – 20th April 2019

‘Another one???’ I can hear you sigh… ‘Haven’t we heard enough about Spain?’
I cannot but agree, but alas, spinning out the few highlights in my life, means spinning out the tales of Spain, extracting every bit of juice. So it is only fair to those who have doggedly followed my exploits that I should see it through to the bitter end. We made it back to the UK, in one piece…
We left Cazorla at the crack of dawn in the pelting rain, not another soul in view. Not the best start for a drive that would take up the best part of the day. As we were keeping to our original plan of avoiding all major cities, our destination was just south of Barcelona. A smallish coastal town with the pretty name of Sitges, next to the grander Sant Pere de Ribes. Of course, forever budget conscious, reasonably priced Airbnbs had been easier to find in less glamorous cities.
Even before we made it out of town, we attracted the attention of the local Guardia… Our misdemeanour? Nothing more suspicious than stopping by the side of the road to study the route suggested by the various satellite navigation systems at our disposal. With all the space around the car obliterated by blackness and no visible landmarks to guide our departure, we were at the mercy of technology. Having had our fingers burnt on previous trips, we weren’t taking any chances and before putting our foot down on the gas pedal and speeding off in the wrong direction, a bit of map scrutiny looked like a very wise move… To us any way.
Blue lights sneaked up in the rear-view mirror. No sirens to alert us. The Guardia car first passed us slowly, casting a beady eye over our ‘guilty-looking’ behaviour. Scanning Google Maps on a phone??? They turned and pulled up alongside us. We wound down the window and showed them the phone as we indicated, ‘We’re OK, just checking the route…’ in our best, non-existent Spanish. It is however quite plausible that they just wanted to help some stranded travellers; the British number plate would have been a give-away.. Thumbs up on both sides and off they drove into the black gloom. Still, on the upside, it was nice to see police vigilantly patrolling the roads and taking safety seriously…


With dawn approaching and heavy rain melting into drizzle, we finally managed to see a bit more of the Spanish countryside: small villages, vineyards springing into leaf, bud and fruit, and, as we approached Valencia, orange groves – minus the oranges. Too late for the harvest and too early for the sweet-smelling blossoms, they looked a rather dull boring green…


The seaside on the other hand – when we finally reached our bed-for-the-night destination – was a welcome sight. Although we had hoped to arrive early enough to dip in a toe or two, wild, tempestuous waves tempered our craving. No need to get splashed by turbulent waves unless the weather was more forgiving… It didn’t spoil our enjoyment though: there’s nothing quite like wind-tussled and salt-misted hair.



Still, the best part of our visit to Sitges was savouring the glorious delicacies in NeM, a restaurant renowned for its tapas and recommended by our excellent Airbnb hosts. Rather than the tired and ubiquitous patatas bravas, tortillas and chorizo slices, the menu featured mind-boggling concoctions such as ‘Roast Beef, Thai curry , Peanuts and Basil’; ‘Kofta of Lamb, Tomato, Chili, Tahini and Yoghurt’, ‘Passion Sorbet, Coconut Tapioca, Tangerine and Malvasia’… Not your ordinary Spanish fare, but daring combinations of the best flavours borrowed from diverse corners of the world. Tapas gone global!!




Day two of our return travel took us across the border, into France. Our foray into B-road adventures backfired rapidly and instead of having plenty of opportunity to shoot some better photographs, we had plenty of opportunity to curse the slow traffic and photograph non-stop strings of angry red braking lights. I restrained myself, and refrained… Still, the splendid views of the snow-capped Pyrenees were definitely easier to capture at this leisurely speed.

We spent the last night of our trip on the outskirts of Lyon and, to the disappointment of our Airbnb host, arrived rather too late to venture into town. She had already merrily unfolded her map of the locality to show us where to find the best museums and viewpoints of Vieux Lyon and the Rhône. In the end, we were just content with the quickest route to food and opted for some local French cuisine. Delectable, I would say, however my companion would probably disagree. In his haste, he rashly order ‘boeuf tartare’, expecting steak of some sort, but certainly not the raw, ‘haché’ variety. His loss was my gain! I love ‘steak tartare’, although in my native Belgium is has a different name. But to savour the delicate spiciness, spiked with heavenly tabasco and accompanied by pickled gherkins and silver onions was to be transported to my youth…
No time to lose on our last day with a deadline to meet at the channel tunnel. Calais, here we come. A race across France using the toll roads as we reveled in the beauty of the yellow rapeseed fields streaking past.




We made it to Calais in plenty of time; settled our car on the train and were taken across the Channel in comfort. Only a few more hours driving on the correct side of the road, and we were home. Mission accomplished.
Plans are already brewing for another adventure…